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This weekend Cape Town will be inundated with 12,000 delegates arriving
for the biggest conference that the city has ever hosted. There'll be
chaos at the airport, chaos at hotel check ins, not a free restaurant
table to be had in the city and not a dry eye in the house as people in
the hospitality industry sob with joy over this early season bonanza. I
have no idea what is on the catering agenda at the conference or what
arrangements have been made to introduce the overseas visitors to our
South African gastronomnic heritage but I am prepared to wager big bucks
that one of the hoary old favourites which will be dragged out of the
culinary cupboard will be the ubiquitous mopane worm.
The story goes that the mopane worm is a favourite amongst the Venda
clustered mostly in the northern parts of South Africa - there can't be
too many of them because I've never yet seen a black person eat a mopane
worm. However I have seen them offered to every overseas visitor, almost
like a rite of passage or some sort of trial on the Fear Factor. They're
thicker and hairier than most worms or is that the people I'm talking
about who are pressurised into trying the great delicacy ? Also it's not
actually a worm at all but a caterpillar which is lovingly prepared by
having it's innards squished out, thrust into boiling water and then dried
in the sun. This ensures that they last forever and have a texture
resembling cardboard when they're fried up with garlic, chilli and
anything else to mask the flavour. So I'm not sure if these delegates will
get to taste a really great Cape Malay curry or some potbread with
homemade apricot jam, or a braaied snoek or kreef or some of the beautiful
cheeses from Fairview but I do know for certain that many of them will be
having their jaws prised open to accomodate one of those rare delicacies
that should remain forever exactly that - rare !
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After Christmas our fridge is
uually overloaded with leftovers, here are some ideas for you:
GOULASH TURKEY WITH POLENTA
30ml Olive Oil
Left Over Turkey cut into Chunks
Salt & Freshly Ground Black Pepper
4 Leeks, Finely Sliced
150ml Sour Cream
1 Red Pepper, Roasted, Peeled, and Cut into Strips
1. Brown the turkey in a little of the oil
2. Season and place in a bowl
3. Heat butter and a Tsp of oil in the same pan and sauté leeks till
tender, but not brown
4. Return the turkey to the pan, and stir in the paprika and cream (do not
allow to boil)
5. Transfer to a greased ovenproof dish (22cm x 15cm)
6. Spoon the polenta topping over and arrange pepper strips in a lattice
fashion on top
7. Bake at 200C for 20 minutes until the crust is golden brown
60g Polenta or Mealie Meal
10ml Baking Powder
1. Mix flour, polenta, baking powder, paprika and salt in a bowl
2. Whisk egg, milk and oil together
3. Pour into dry ingredients and mix well until a smooth batter
1. Quarter and deseed the peppers
2. Arrange skin side up on a baking sheet
3. Grill until blackened all over
4. Seal in a plastic bag for 10 minutes, then peel and slice
3 Medium Potatoes, Peeled and Diced
2 Tsp Butter
1 Medium Onion Finely Chopped
1 Small Green or Red Pepper, Diced
3 Cups Diced, Cooked Turkey Meat
1/2 tsp Dried Rosemary
1/4 Cup Chicken Stock
1. Bring the potatoes to boil, and cook until tender, 15 minutes, drain
2. In a large frying pan, melt the butter
3. Add onions and pepper and sauté for 5 minutes
4. Stir in potatoes, turkey, rosemary, black pepper and salt
5. Cook for 5 minutes, stirring constantly
6. Stir in the chicken stock, and cook for 2 minutes
7. Serve immediately
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Eat at least two servings of a fruit or veggie at every meal.
Resolve never to supersize your food portions -- unless you want to
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Make eating purposeful, not mindless. Whenever you put food in your mouth,
peel it, unwrap it, plate it and sit.
Engage all of the senses in the pleasure of nourishing your body.
Start eating a big breakfast. It helps you eat fewer total calories
throughout the day.
Make sure your plate is half veggies and/or fruit at both lunch and
Are there any easy tricks to help me cut calories?
Eating out? Halve it, and bag the rest. A typical restaurant entree has
1,000 to 2,000 calories, not even counting the
bread, appetizer, beverage and dessert.
When dining out, make it automatic: Order one dessert to share.
Use a salad plate instead of a dinner plate.
See what you eat. Plate your food instead of eating out of the jar or bag.
Eat the low-cal items on your plate first, then graduate. Start with
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Instead of whole milk, switch to 1 percent. If you drink one 8-oz glass a
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Juice has as many calories, ounce for ounce, as soda. Set a limit of one
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Get calories from foods you chew, not beverages. Have fresh fruit instead
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Keep a food journal. It really works wonders.
Follow the Chinese saying: "Eat until you are eight-tenths full."
Use mustard instead of mayo.
Eat more soup. The non creamy ones are filling but low-cal.
Cut back on or cut out caloric drinks such as soda, sweet tea, lemonade,
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Take your lunch to work.
Sit when you eat.
Dilute juice with water.
Have mostly veggies for lunch.
Eat at home.
Limit alcohol to weekends.
The next 25 in the next issue
1938: Germany occupies Austria,
Superman debits in Action Comics, the centenary of the Battle of Blood River
is celebrated and the foundation of the Voortrekker Monument is laid, the VW
beetle goes into production.
For a detailed description with
pictures of the Battle of Blood River on 16 December 1838,
Really, really old recipe
This dates from the 1890's and is
from a book titled Cape Cookery, Simple Yet Distinctive.
Take the figs before they are quite
ripe. Peel them and put them in a jar, sprinkling sugar between each
layer, ½ lb sugar to 1 lb of fruit. Fill up the jar with brandy and set it
in a saucepan of water on the fire till the brandy begins to simmer. Take
out the figs and put them into glass jars. Stir up the sugar in the brandy
till it is all dissolved. Pour the syrup over the figs and screw on the
Nature is wonderful. I envy
the jobs of the game rangers and their wealth of bush knowledge. I
have often wondered where one can read up on all the interesting
facts. I would like to make this a regular feature of this newsletter,
if you are able to contribute or would like to comment on the
contribution below, please
badger or ratel is a tenacious small carnivore that has a reputation
for being, pound for pound, Africa's most fearless animal despite its
small size. It is even listed as the "most fearless animal in the
world" in the 2002 Guinness Book of Records. Tales of their fondness
for honey and the foraging association between the Greater Honeyguide
and honey badgers have reached almost legendary proportions. Despite
the wealth of fireside stories and folklore that surround them and
their extremely wide distribution, honey badgers are still relatively
unknown and seldom seen. Recently (1996-1999) a field study of honey
badgers in South Africa revealed more in depth information on their
social life, breeding and feeding behaviour, and dispelled some of the
myths. Work on honey badgers continues with current projects including
genetic research and the "Badger-friendly" initiative.
More than five species of birds have been recorded feeding in
association with the honey badger. The most regularly documented of
these is the relationship between the pale chanting-goshawk (Melierax
canorus) and badgers.
Pale Chanting Goshawk,
Since the early 1970’s various observations of pale chanting- goshawks
foraging alongside honey badgers have been made in Kenya, Botswana,
Namibia and South Africa, particularly the Kgalagadi Transfrontier
National Park. During the recently completed 42 months of badger
research in the Kalahari this fascinating association was recorded on
a regular basis. As many as six goshawks were seen following a single
badger . In the Kalahari this behaviour can best be seen during the
dry winter months when badgers spend much of the day foraging. The
badgers are powerful and prolific diggers and repeatedly flush rodents
and reptiles from their underground refuges, ideal prey for the
In addition to badgers pale chanting-goshawks have also been recorded
following slender mongoose, Galerella sanguinea and snakes in what
appear to be similar associations. The dark chanting goshawk Melierax
metabates has been observed following Ground hornbills, Bucorvus
In addition we are aware of two anecdotal observations of the dark
chanting-goshawk Melierax metabates (P.Chadwick pers. comm. & C.
Roche, pers comm.) following badgers in more wooded, mesic habitats in
the lowveld of South Africa
The relationship involving the badger and honey guide is often cited
as example of mutualism between a bird and a mammal. Honeyguides and
badgers have been observed together on a number of occasions but such
an association is, however , disputed by some ornithologists. The
research in the Kalahari (where the greater honeyguide does not occur)
suggests that elements of both arguments are incorrect, simply because
so little information has been available on badger behaviour in the
wild; for instance, badgers are competent tree climbers and do break
into bee hives during the day. Until a study is conducted where both
species co-exist, this issue will remain unresolved.
Spotted eagle-owls have been recorded following honey badgers in the
Kalahari. This association was first reported by P Steyn in 1982 who
states that the eagle-owl was seen in the company of a Pale
chanting-goshawk in broad daylight as they followed a badger. On a
number of occasions eagle-owls were recorded following badgers at
night by K & C Begg, during their study in the Kgalagadi Transfrontier
Badgers and other mammals
African wildcat, Ethiopian wolves, and black-backed jackals have all
been observed following honey badgers during both the day and the
night. In the Kalahari, black-backed jackals (Canis mesomelas) are
frequently seen following badgers whilst they foraged. Similar to the
goshawks, jackals wait to pounce or strike on fleeing rodents and
reptiles that have been flushed by the badger’s considerable digging
efforts. The relatively slow badger is powerless to prevent these
hangers-on and seems to gain no advantage from their company. This
relationship changes during the jackal breeding season when pups are
potential prey of honey badgers, and during this time jackals chase
and nip at badgers that come close to their den. Likewise when badgers
have a young cub in the den, jackals are chased off as they are known
to taken badger cubs.
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On Saturday 2nd December, the 5th annual Central Tool Hire/Victorian
Times (Fish Hoek) Potjies for Progress competition was held.
The event was very well attended and a lot of money was raised for the
Joshua Flood-Rowley Trust. This was set up when 18yr old Joshua fell
from 4m out of a tree. He sustained severe and possibly permanent
The eventual winners were Bumper and Rory with a delicious beef fillet
pot, followed by Martin and Rhona with a Springbok and veg potjie and
third was Anton with his Boerwewors creation.
The wind played havoc with the gas burners but the contestants did
very well to get their food cooked within the allocated times.
A great day was had by all and we expect an even better event next
Here is Martin's second placed recipe for his Springbok and Veg
I boiled up a cup of red wine vinegar, 2 cups red wine,1 cup of
chopped leeks, 1 cup chopped carrots, 1 teaspoon all spice. Let cool
then strain. Add 2 tbl spoons sugar and onother cup red wine vinegar.
Add 250 grams choped pork spek or pork belly strips. Fry until crisp
then remove. Chop up 2 cups mushrooms and fry up with 2 cups whole
peeled baby onions in pot with a little oil. Remove onions and
mushrooms and add meat +- 1 kg cubed venison. Once meat is browned add
all the ingredients back to pot with meat, add salt and pepper to
taste then cover and cook for 2 -3 hours (depending on the cut of
meat) till tender. Just before serving add Maizena to thicken. I think
that is what I did but every time I do on I change it slightly but the
basic recipe is here.
I dialled a number and got the
"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I
am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you
are one of the changes."
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for
her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
A son asked his mother the
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and
relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household
appliances come in white."
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a
Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife
and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.
Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
Check out more herbs on my
The name bulbinella is often applied incorrectly to members of
this large group of plants. There are several varieties, some with
long, thin dark green leaves, and others with pale leaves. The
most common one has yellow flowers, and very juicy leaves.
Bulbinella grows very quickly and easily. It is a very hardy
plant, and can be planted almost anywhere, but likes full sun and
the odd spadeful of compost.
Simply pull off a piece of an old plant, stick it in the ground
and you will soon have a new plant. Bulbinella grows to a height
of about 15cm, so will grow easily in a pot on a veranda.
Bulbinella is wonderful in a garden as it grows and flowers all
year round. Being a succulent, it can withstand frost, drought,
strong winds and pollution.
Extracts of bulbinella juice make an excellent bases for all skin
It is known as the indigenous Aloe vera, and can be used in
Bulbinella is described as a natural medicine chest because it is
Apply the freshly squeezed juice from the leaves to burns,
blisters, rashes, insect bites, itchy patches, eczema, cracked
lips, fever blisters, cold sores, pimples, mouth ulcers, cracked
skin, bee and wasp stings, and sores and rashes on animals.
South Africa is a multilingual
country. Besides the 11 officially recognised languages, scores of
others - African, European, Asian and more - are spoken here, as
the country lies at the crossroads of southern Africa.
The country's Constitution guarantees equal status to 11 official
languages to cater for the country's diverse peoples and their
cultures. These are: Afrikaans, English, isiNdebele, isiXhosa,
isiZulu, Sepedi, Sesotho, Setswana, siSwati, Tshivenda, Xitsonga.
In each issue I will feature
one of the languages. The second language I am featuring is
South Africa's second-largest language, isiXhosa is also known as
the Southern or Cape Nguni, and is closely related to isiZulu, the
most common home language in the country. It is spoken mainly in
the former Transkei, Ciskei and Eastern Cape regions.
IsiXhosa is one of the country's four Nguni languages. It too is a
tonal language, governed by the noun, which dominates the
Famous Xhosa South Africans include former President and Nobel
Peace Prize laureate Nelson Mandela, and current President Thabo
• Home language to: 17.6% of the population
• Family: Bantu Language Family
• Varieties: The most distinct variety is isiMpondo (isiNdrondroza).
Other dialects include Thembu, Bomvana, Mpondimise, Rharhabe,
Gcaleka, Xesibe, Bhaca, Cele, Hlubi, Ntlangwini, Ngqika, Mfengu
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When I was very young, my father had one of the first telephones
in our neighborhood.
I remember well, the polished old case fastened to the wall and
the shiny receiver on the side of the box. I was too little to
reach the telephone but used to listen with fascination when my
mother would talk to it.
Then I discovered that somewhere inside the wonderful device lived
an amazing person and her name was "Information Please" and there
was nothing she did not know.
"Information Please" could supply anybody's number and the correct
My first personal experience with this genie-in-a-bottle came one
day while my mother was visiting a neighbor.
Amusing myself at the tool bench in the basement, I whacked my
finger with a hammer. The pain was terrible but there didn't seem
to be any reason in crying because there was no one home to give
I walked around the house sucking my throbbing finger, finally
arriving at the stairway. The telephone!
Quickly, I ran for the footstool in the parlor and held it to my
"Information Please," I said into the mouthpiece just above my
head. A click or two and a small clear voice spoke into my ear.
"I hurt my finger," I wailed into the phone. The tears came
readily enough now that I had an audience.
"Isn't your mother home?" came the question.
"Nobody's home but me," I blubbered.
"Are you bleeding?" the voice asked.
"No," I replied. "I hit my finger with a hammer and it hurts."
"Can you open your icebox?" she asked. I said I could.
"Then chip off a piece of ice and hold it to your finger," said
After that, I called "Information Please" for everything.
I asked her for help with my geography and she told me where
Philadelphia was. She helped me with my math. She told me that my
pet chipmunk, which I had caught in the park just the day before,
would eat fruit and nuts.
Then there was the time Petey, our pet canary died. I called
"Information Please" and told her the sad story.
She listened, then said the usual thing grown ups say to soothe a
child. But, I was inconsolable.
I asked her, "Why is it that birds should sing so beautifully and
bring joy to all families, only to end up as a heap of feathers on
the bottom of a cage?"
She must have sensed my deep concern, for she said quietly, "You
must remember that there are other worlds to sing in."
Somehow, I felt better.
Another day I was on the telephone. "Information Please."
"Information," said the now familiar voice.
"How do you spell fix?" I asked.
All this took place in a small town in the Pacific Northwest. When
I was nine years old, we moved across the country to Boston. I
missed my friend very much. "Information Please" belonged in that
old wooden box back home and somehow I never thought of trying the
tall, new shiny phone that sat on the table in the hall.
As I grew into my teens, the memories of those childhood
conversations never really left me. Often in moments of doubt and
perplexity, I would recall the serene sense of security I had
I appreciated now how patient, understanding, and kind she was to
have spent her time on a little boy.
A few years later, on my way west to college, my plane put down in
Seattle. I had about half-an-hour or so between planes. I spent 15
minutes or so on the phone with my sister who lived there now.
Then, without thinking about what I was doing, I dialed my
hometown operator and said, "Information Please."
Miraculously, I heard the small clear voice I knew so well.
I hadn't planned this, but I heard myself saying, "Could you
please tell me how to spell fix?"
There was a long pause.
Then came the soft spoken answer, "I guess your finger must be
healed by now."
I laughed, "So it's really still you," I said. "I wonder if you
have any idea how much you meant to me during that time?"
"I wonder," she said, "if you know how much your calls meant to
me. I never had any children and I used to look forward to your
I told her how often I had thought of her over the years and asked
if I could call her again when I came back to visit my sister.
"Please do," she said. "Just ask for Sally."
Three months later, I was back in Seattle.
A different voice answered,
"Information." I asked for Sally.
"Are you a friend?" she said.
"Yes, a very old friend," I answered.
"I'm sorry to have to tell you this," she said. "Sally had been
working part time in the last few years because she was sick.
She died five weeks ago."
Before I could hang up she said, "Wait a minute. Are you Paul?"
"Well, Sally left a message for you. She wrote it down in case you
called when she was too sick to work.
Let me read it to you." The note said,
"Tell him I still say there are other worlds to sing in. He'll
know what I mean."
I thanked her and hung up. I knew what Sally meant.
Never underestimate the impression you make on others.
And here is a Christmas story by
"What Does Joe Do, Nanny?"
by Louisa Godissart McQuillen
November 18 was cold and snowy. It also was my daughter Erin's birthday
and her husband Tim was taking her to the Penn State evening football game
at nearby Beaver Stadium to celebrate. They left me, "Nanny," in charge of
my three-year-old grandson. I bundled JP into his warm jacket and we went
Soon, we were standing in front of Philipsburg's True Value hardware
store, gazing at an almost life-size Nativity display through the showcase
windows. Mary, Joseph, and the Christ Child looked real enough to speak as
we solemnly observed them from the opposite side of the huge glass. They
seemed to overwhelm JP, who had seen
only miniature versions of the familiar Christmas scene. He stared at the
Babe for a moment, and then started firing questions at me:
"Who's that, Nanny?"
I leaned down to his level and looked him in the eye.
"Why, that's Baby Jesus," I said. "Don't you remember?" He looked at the
young woman kneeling before the manger.
"Who's that one?" he wanted to know. Now I was a bit amused.
". . . That's Mary, Jesus' mommy."
JP looked higher. His eyes studied the quiet scene and then paused on the
bearded face of the father figure, Joseph. Then he slowly looked down,
down, down-past the man's walking staff, past his long brown robe-clear
down to his sandaled feet.
JP stood quietly, his mittened hands hanging limply at his sides. Hmmm, I
thought, he might need some help here.
". . . And that's Joseph, Jesus' daddy!" I said firmly, knowing that I had
mentioned the entire family now, and that should take care of any
curiosity this child had left!
JP seemed to be thoughtful as he stared up at the tall figure standing
protectively over his family. Suddenly he looked up at me, and in a soft
voice he asked:
"What does Joe do?"
"What?" I asked, startled by his informal naming of Mary's husband. I
wasn't sure I had heard him right!
"What?" I dumbly repeated.
"What does Joe do, Nanny?"
I laughed, but JP was serious. Perhaps he was comparing Jesus' earthly
father with his own. JP's daddy wears a gun and holster, however, not a
hiking staff. Tim is a Pennsylvania state policeman, whose gray uniform
and tall black boots must have seemed far removed from Joseph's flowing
robes and sandaled feet!
I thought about the words that sprang from an inquisitive three year old's
heart: "What does Joe do, Nanny?" JP had asked.
I knew God chose Joseph to be His Son Jesus'
stepfather. Yet I wondered if this biblical
explanation might be difficult for a small child
to grasp. So standing in front of the store's
showcase window that cold night, I told JP in
simple terms how "Joe" fit into the Christmas
His question was as old as Mary and Joseph
themselves, and perhaps as confusing to them back
then as it was to JP this snowy winter night.
Besides the fact that family lineage gave him
proper credentials, just what did Joe do?
Could it simply be spiritual obedience that
made him stand head and shoulders above other men
in God's sight? God knew Joseph's heart. The
carpenter was an honest, gentle, and mature man
who would love and care for Mary and the child. He
was trustworthy and faithful. Above all, he deeply
Joseph could have ignored the voice urging
him to marry the young girl. He could also have
talked himself out of the marriage, since his
friends and neighbors all knew Mary's condition,
and no doubt questioned his intent to marry her.
What would we have said if Joseph was our
friend and told us his intended wife carried
another's child? Perhaps they said it too:
"Surely you jest, Joe! Wake up and smell the
Joseph must have been confused. Surely he
asked himself many times: How could Mary be a
virgin? Regardless, he obeyed when the angel
directed him to marry her. Obeying fully, "Joseph
and Mary had no sexual union until after the Child
was born" (see Matthew 1:25, NIV).
Mary's beloved was so tuned in to God's
voice that he later sensed imminent danger. He
rushed his little family into Egypt, where they
lived until it was safe to return home.
Time after time Joseph followed God's
leading, straight and true, like an arrow follows
an unseen path from the bow that releases it. In
fact, that's how I answered JP's question:
"What does Joe do, JP? He obeys God. Joe's
like a straight arrow, and we all should try to be
more like him!"
My answer must have satisfied the little
guy. He stuffed one hand deep into his jacket
pocket. With the other, he led me, grinning, into
the warmth of the store to look at the toys.
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Christmas chocolate trifle
6 egg yolks
45 ml sugar
750 ml milk, warmed
250 g plain bought sponge cake (or make your own chocolate hot milk sponge
820 g stoned black cherries
60 ml Kirsch or a dash almond essence
125 g good-quality chocolate
375 ml cream, well chilled
5 ml vanilla essence
15 ml sugar
15 g chocolate, melted
45 ml almonds, lightly toasted in a hot pan
Whisk egg yolks with sugar, then add to warm milk, whisking constantly.
Cook over low heat, stirring until custard coats back of spoon. Strain.
Place a layer of crumbled sponge cake in a glass bowl. Drain cherries and
scatter half over sponge, then sprinkle a little cherry canning juice and
Kirsch over. Cover with a layer of custard, remaining sponge, remaining
cherries and a little more custard. (The secret of a good trifle is to
pour custard that's still hot over sponge.) Melt first quantity of
chocolate and streak over custard, chill. Whip chilled cream with vanilla
essence and sugar until soft peaks form. Spread a thin layer over trifle.
Streak remaining melted chocolate over trifle to create a marbled effect.
Pipe rosettes of remaining whipped cream on top and add toasted almonds.
450 g cake flour
100 g dried fruitcake mix
2 ml salt
125 g castor sugar
10 g instant yeast
125 g margarine
225 ml milk
2 extra-large eggs, beaten
100 g marzipan, diced
Preheat the oven to 180 ºC (350 ºF). Spray two small loaf tins with
non-stick spray. Sprinkle half the cake flour over the dried fruitcake
mix, set aside. Sift remaining cake flour, salt and castor sugar together
in a large mixing bowl. Sprinkle the instant yeast on top. Melt margarine
and add milk, heating slowly if necessary, until mixture is lukewarm. Pour
lukewarm milk mixture over dry ingredients and mix well. Add eggs and
knead well for five minutes until dough is smooth. The dough will however,
still be sticky. Add fruitcake mix and diced marzipan and knead into
mixture. Mix well, cover with a damp cloth or plastic wrap and leave in a
warm place for about 10 minutes to rest. Mix again, place in prepared
tins, cover with plastic and leave to rise for 40 minutes or until doubled
in bulk. Remove plastic wrap and bake for about 35-40 minutes or until
done in the preheated oven. Cool slightly in the tins before turning out
onto a wire rack to cool completely. Serve with butter. Makes two small
Christmas mince tart
300 g cake flour
150 g unsalted butter, cubed
75 ml sugar
2 extra-large egg yolks
45 ml ice-cold water
500 g apples
500 g currants
500 g seedless raisins
250 g sultanas
100 g candied peel
3 leons, zest and juice
200 g blanched almonds
500 g sugar
60 ml brandy
To make the pastry, combine flour, butter and sugar in a food processor
Add egg yolks and process in small bursts until mixture appears crumbly,
adding water a little at a time.
As the 'crumbs' get larger, turn the motor off anc check that the pastry
will come together when pressed between your fingers.
Turn mixture out onto a clean working surface and work very gently into a
Chill in the refrigerator.
Wash fruit and peel and core apples.
Coarsely chop almonds.
Put apples, fruit lemon zest and candied peel through a mincer and put
into a bowl.
Add almonds, lemon juice, sugar and brandy and mix well.
Cover and leave to stand for 1 to 2 days, stirring well from time to time.
Cover and refrigerate until needed.
To make tart, roll out half the pastry and line a 20 cm loose-bottomed
Fill with fruit mincemeat.
Roll out other half of pstry to make a lid.
Cut out a few star shapes from the lid, then cover the mincemeat.
Allow to rest for at least 30 minutes before baking.
Preheat oven to 180 °C and place tart in centre of oven.
Bake for 15 to 20 minutes or until pastry is golden.
Allow to cool completely.
Before serving, dust top with icing sugar, but cover the star shapes so
they remain sugar free.
400 g strawberries
30 ml brandy
80 g port wine jelly powder
1 large OR 2 small jam rolls, cut into 1 cm thick slices
80 ml orange juice
30 ml lemon juice
15 ml brandy
100 g pecan nuts, chopped
825 g peach slices, drained
785 g pineapple chunks, drained
500 ml custard
3 fresh granadillas, pulp removed (OR 1 x 115 g can granadilla pulp)
500 ml cream, stiffly beaten
Rinse and hull the strawberries and pour over the 30 ml (2 T) brandy.
Leave until needed. Dissolve the port wine jelly in 250 ml (1 c) boiling
water, stirring until dissolved. Add 250 ml (1 c) cold water and stir.
Leave in the fridge until set. Arrange the jam roll slices in the bottom
and along the sides of a glass bowl. Mix the orange juice, lemon juice and
15 ml (1 T) brandy. Pour over the cake. Sprinkle with chopped nuts.
Arrange the peach slices and pineapple chunks on top. Pour the custard
over and chill. Cut the set jelly in squares and sprinkle on top of the
custard. Pour over the granadilla pulp. Spoon the whipped cream into a
piping bag and decorate the trifle with cream rosettes. Arrange the soaked
strawberries between the cream rosettes. Chill until needed. Serves 10.
240 g cake flour
50 g cornflour
2 ml salt
5 ml baking powder
200 g soft butter
1 extra-large egg, whisked
5 ml brandy
80 g castor sugar
150 g dried fruit cake mix
60 ml glacé cherries, coarsely chopped
50 ml preserved ginger, coarsely chopped
25 ml butter
1 ml salt
75 ml soft brown sugar
2 ml ground ginger
2 ml ground cinnamon
25 ml cherry liqueur
10 ml Van der Hum liqueur
40 g walnuts, coarsely chopped
Preheat the oven to 180 ºC (350 ºF). Grease a 24 cm cake tin. Sift
together the cake flour, cornflour, salt and baking powder. Cream the
butter and egg and add the brandy and sugar. Beat until smooth. Add the
dry ingredients and mix well. Divide the dough in half and on a lightly
floured surface roll into two rounds 24 cm in diameter Place one of the
rounds in the tin. Place all the fruit, butter, brown sugar and seasonings
in a saucepan. Mix well and bring to the boil. Add the liqueurs and simmer
for about 3 minutes, stirring continuously. Remove from the heat and add
the nuts. Cool until lukewarm. Spoon the filling over the dough base in
the tin and spread evenly. Carefully place the other layer of dough on top
and press down gently. Slit the surface of the dough to facilitate
dividing the shortake into wedges. Bake for about 30 minutes or until
straw-coloured. Cool the cake slightly in the pan before turning out on a
wire rack and cutting it into wedges.
Quick Christmas pudding with brandy sauce
250 g fruit mincemeat
60 ml sugar
2 ml salt
2 ml bicarbonate of soda
60 ml dry breadcrumbs
125 ml grated carrots
125 ml cake flour
200 ml sugar
125 ml butter
4 egg yolks
250 ml whipped cream
45 ml brandy
Mix all ingredients well, adding a little milk if mixture is too dry.
Turn into a greased pudding basin or 6 individual moulds. Cover with
greased foil and secure with a string.
Steam for 3 hours in a tightly covered saucepan of boiling water that
comes halfway up the sides of the pudding basin. If using individual
moulds, cook in a shallow saucepan of water coming halfway up the sides
and reduce cooking time to 1-1/2 hours.
Cream sugar and butter. Add egg yolks and cream and beat well. Mixture may
curdle, but will become smooth when cooked.
Place in top of double boiler and cook over boiling water, stirring
constantly until thickened. Do not boil.
Stir in brandy and serve hot or cold.
Swedish Christmas ham
3 kg pickled leg of pork
30 g sugar
1 bay leaf
5 ml pickling spice
30 ml prepared mustard
15 ml sugar
75 ml plain breadcrumbs
Place pork in large saucepan and add water to almost cover leg. Add
remaining ingredients and bring to boil. Boil gently for 30 minutes per
500 g, or until meat begins to come away from bone. Remove from saucepan
and peel away skin. Preheat oven to 220 ºC. GLAZE: Mix egg, mustard and
sugar and spread over pork. Sprinkle over breadcrumbs and bake for 10
minutes or until brown. Serve hot or cold.
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