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Elephant Stew
Don't get me wrong, I love animals and this recipe was given to me as a laugh, so have a smile with
me. This dish takes about 2 to 3 months to prepare.
Note: Under no circumstances do we kill elephants
for food in South Africa. All elephants exist protected in their natural
habitat in our game parks. When the parks become overpopulated (elephants
are very destructive to the flora) they are either re-located or undergo
planned culling.
Ingredients
1 Elephant 10 Warthog 100 kilogram
tomatoes half ton potatoes 2 bags onions 100 kilogram salt 1
wheelbarrow onions (heaped) 10 liter vinegar 20 liter chutney 4
Guineafowl
Method
Hunt the elephant, warthog and guineafowl. Hang
guineafowl to ripen. Cut elephant into edible chunks, (will take about a
month). Boil the warthog with other ingredients (except guineafowl) till
nice and juicy. Now boil elephant chunks over high flames till tender.
(will take about 4 weeks) and add everything together. Boil for another 5
to 7 days.
Produces about 3,500
helpings.
Note: If the above isn't enough, add the
guineafowl as well.
Comments on
this recipe......add your comment
The following was received from
Geoff and Chris Holt, of Kent in England
Love your elephant stew recipe - although it could, perhaps, be
improved. We always find that, when word gets out that 'Bwana' is skinning
another elephant, we can never be sure just how many people will turn up.
Therefore, we always keep a rabbit in the freezer - this can be added to
the elephant stew at the last minute, when you realise that one elephant
is not going to be enough. Also, we have found that 5ml of paprika and a
pinch of nutmeg makes all the difference to the flavour of the elephant.
Laura had the following to
add:
Just thought I'd write
to emphasise that as previously mentioned by the Holt's; rabbit may be
added but as stated in my mum's recipe "Only use rabbit, NEVER use
hare, as many people are put off by finding a hare in their
food."
And another suggestion:
Sir,
When I was with the Indian Army, my cook - a splendid little chappie - always added a couple of pounds of dry mango powder - Amchoor is what the locals called it - to our elephant stew, which we always had as an appetiser before Christmas Dinner, as it is an excellent tenderiser. It cut the cooking time by about a week depending on whether it was a cow or bull elephant.
I remain Sir,
Rodney Featherstone-Cholmondeley
Colonel, Indian Army, Rtd.
The following suggestion was sent
by Gail Hyder from Montana;
For additional flavoring add some origanum and fakawe bird portions.
For those of you who don't know, the fakawe bird is a flightless bird with
short legs living on the grass plains of Central Africa. To see where it
is, every now and then it jumps up to see above the tall grass and shouts:
"where the fakawe!"
And from Janet Bayes, a shortened
version and a warning....
Ingredients
1 Elephant
Plenty of salt and pepper
2 rabbits (optional)
1. First catch your elephant. Then cut into bite-size pieces. (This should take about two months)
2. Add enough brown gravy to cover your elephant an cook for about four weeks at 250 degrees C.
3. This serves 3000 people. If more are expected, add two rabbits, but do this if only necessary as people do not like to find hares in their stew.
Please Note: A word of Warning though - Elephants are protected game, so do please be careful that you
don't get caught catching your elephant.
From Ann Sotillo, Spain
Where have you ever heard of an elephant stew without carrots? I think the proportion is about 100kgs, and if you want to be really adventurous you could also add some
gem squash which helps to thicken the gravy. DELICIOUS
...and from Yvonne Fernie in Canada
Elephant stew is very bland without the addition of fermented Amarula
berries - a couple of tons should do the trick.
About an hour before serving add a truck load of locusts. The brown
variety are more readily available, but the coloured ones can be used
too. Be careful not to add too soon because, like Calamari, they tend
to toughen if over cooked, but they do lend a wonderful crunch to the
dish. Oh, and do mind those back legs - they are somewhat sharp!
Enjoy........I think
Robin Hanna from Texas has the
following to add........
Your elephant stew sounds
really good but you could always add a little Texas style. Just to give it
a little kick or two. Follow all previous ingredients and add to it.
Believe you me it will kick.
3/4 ton of kernel corn
3/4 ton of purple hull peas
10 dozen jalapena peppers
7 dozen serrano peppers 3 dozen habenera peppers
2 boxes cornstarch (to thicken gravy)
...and from Kylie Cotton, down under.......
Sounds good but I'd leave out the guinea fowl, not only would it make it taste too (fowl) but that would make it taste too much like chicken! I had a great laugh:-)
Kylie from Australia.
...more
from Australia, this time from John Goodman in Melbourne
Elephant Stew - surely any game recipe wouldn't be complete without a good drop
of red wine - may I suggest 10 dozen bottles of good Shiraz - to be split 50/50
as follows: 5 dozen bottles for the stew, 5 doz for the chef - to be drunk in
liberal doses while preparing the stew ! Warning : definitely no dooswyn !!
You should also add a warning that if any individual plans to eat all their
elephant stew at one sitting on their own that this could be dangerous to their
health. People who have tried this in the past have been know to burst !
...and from Texas, here is what Suzanne Monroe has to add:
Hi!! My good friend Corrianne told me about your Elephant stew. I am from Texas, and here in Texas you need lot's of jalepeno peppers and cheese to go with your stew! Just a thought ;)
The
following was received from Andrew Motha:
I love it. But I think that you must also add this very important utensil: the monkey tail. make sure you avoid gorrilas and vervets because they their tails take more time to harden.
When hunting for the monkeys make sure you carry a lot of bananas, not to feed them but to peel, so that the floor becomes slippery and to delay other monkeys while you run for you life.
Cut the tail at exactly 12h00 midnight and release whatever remains. Add the gogoba plant to sterilize the tail.
Alistair and Donna McLean from New Zealand
have the folowing to add:
We have just sampled your elephant stew, and would like to suggest the use of kiwifruit as a
tenderiser.
In addition to this we found that the addition of 2 - 3 pukeko ( Native N.Z. swamp hen ) added a definite appeal.
and from Jack Everman, Wisconsin, USA (Where
presentation is *everything*)
I might delay adding the potatoes just a little
bit-- boiling them for 2-3 days should be sufficient. After 5-7 days of
boiling, they might be a bit overdone. Also, has everyone forgotten
"presentation?" At the very least I would add parsley to
garnish, say 1 to 1 1/2 hectares of parsley
and a contribution from Chef
Mark (from Kentucky??)
Here is a Kentucky Bluegrass Recipe to feed the Kin Folk
1 Elephant
1 Wild Boar
1 Road Kill Deer
3/50lbs Bag of Vadilla White Onions from the back yard.
2/50 Lbs Bias cut Celery
3 Barrells of Makers Mark Boubon
100 Lbs Butter
50Lbs Southern growen Peacans
100 Lbs Slice red apples
4000 Potatoe pancakes
Put Butter in big roasting pot add onions caramalize then add celery
Now add cut up meat pieces of all meats bron off the meat
now add the bourbon and don't drink any either.
slow cook till meat is nice and tender then add apples and peacans.
cover and simmer for awhile
when done place a potato pancake on plate topped with the meat stew
Dig in Boys
then get out the guitars and juice harp and play some southern blue grass
for the Kin Folk
Have fun now ya here!
Now where the heck do
you find elephants in Kentucky?????
...the following from Julie Creswell- South
Florida, USA
I was trying to figure out what might cut the gamey taste a bit, and thought the addition of either 60-70 fresh coconuts (you would need a very large, strong woodcutter to chop them open for you), or approx. a heaping truckful of canned coconut milk. Then I would also add (optional) a whole mess of pineapple. This should give it quite the island flair. Possible just use this recipe after tasting the original, to see if you would prefer a tropical touch
Tina Verhagen from San Diego,CA USA
suggests:
What's a stew without the biscuits?.....Several dozen......maybe Red Lobster
style (with garlic and parmesan cheese)?
From Lucie: one of the many that went cruising and ended up on an island in the Caribbean.
Had the stew often when we lived near the source of elephants, now we substitute an equal quantity of goat, mongoose, brown pelican and land crabs, tons of them! (a kind of surf and turf). All easily found on the islands in the Caribbean.
How do we cook up a stew of elephantine proportions, you ask? Well, we find an aluminium dinghy and make a fire on the beach, does the job just fine!
This stew is delicious but we always have a side with our stew, usually a veg. and some salad. Now with such a filling stew it is not necessary to have too much, a half a grape tomato and a kernel or two of freshly boiled and buttered mielie should suffice. Just enough to round off the dish.
By the way, after skinning the elephant, the layer of fat underneath the skin should be carefully sliced off, sprinkled with a little salt and popped into a hot oven to dry out for many hours. (Keep pouring off the fat, it will fill enough tubs to store for use during off-elephant catching season.)
We called these rendered fat drippings 'kai-ings' when we were young. Crumbled and sprinkled over elephant stew it added the finale exotic touch.
(Make them with goat fat now for the surf 'n turf stew.)
Oct 25, 02
......and
from Karen Whyte
Elephant stew is good but the best ingredients to add are cashews and ackees these
two things will add a zap of colour to your stew. It can can be used for the vegetarians instead of the guineafowl.
Enjoy ( I hope!)
(hey Karen, for
vegetarians, what do we substitute the elephant with?:-) - Peter
Nov 18, 2002 ......Amanda Prinsloo
and the ladies from West Yorkshire have the following to add:
Also how about using elephant turds instead of charcoal for heating up the stew. I have heard that they burn up a storm and the aroma really gives the dish authenticity.
Jan 12, 2003 - Dulcie Werkheiser,
from Maryland adds a seafood flavor:
Where I come from, seafood is a very important element of our cuisine, as it is in South Africa. What would a proper Elephant Stew be then, without the addition of freshly steamed Maryland Blue Crabs? Of course, the crabs must be seasoned with Maryland's own Old Bay Seasoning, steamed until red and then picked clean while guzzling beer by the keg (which may or may not add a little extra spice to the stew!) and consuming mass
quantities of corn on the cob and potato salad! And unless you're really daring (or drunk from all that beer), don't forget to throw away the crab shells, especially the claws. They're quite sharp! Now I'm hungry, so I think I'll start on my next batch of Elephant Crab Soup. Anyone want to come for dinner?
What about leaving in the
shells and claws in for a bit of "crunch"?? - Peter
Jan 13, 2003 - Nikki Blickenstaff
of Baltimore, MD 21221 adds the following:
Hey Peter!!!
What I find appetizing, is to add 4-5 African Jackass Penguins,(don't forget to remove beak and feet. Sautee the penguin, in a vat of butter, add 4kg cumin, 1 1/2kg ground red pepper, and a dash of garlic.
Also while boiling, add carrots, celery, corn, lima beans, okra, and peas.
(that way the vegetarians can pick out the meat and eat the veggies).
Throw in a few frog legs for extra flavor and crunch!!!!
And from down under! (Trust the
Aussies to add the booze!)
Splendid recipe for the Elephant stew, have however found that the
following are essential:
Marinade the elephant chunks for 6 months in 20 000 liters of treacle
and all the red wines you can get your hands (and American Express card) on
at the Nederberg Auctions.
Sauté in 10 000 bottles of KWV Port (are we still allowed to call it Port?)
for 2-3 days, allowing a generous chef's tasting of Port, purely for quality control every 100 bottles, you understand?
Add 4 000 bottles of a smoky shiraz and bring to the boil within six weeks.
Towards the end add 650 bottles of brandy and flambé, wearing an asbestos
apron and welders mask, and having the local fire brigade on short notice.
If the meat isn't tender by this stage, drink the gravy and start again
next hunting season.
Bon appetit !!
Steve Addison
Mt Eliza, Australia
And from even further down under, Irene (Wellington, New Zealand)
Kia Ora
I stumbled on your site whilst searching for a traditional South African recipe to make and take to a New Zealand BBQ. I found the Elephant Stew saga hilarious and laughed myself silly. From downunder we would definitely have to add a sheep or two and definitely a few hundred mince and cheese pies!!!!! We could also throw in a few "Black Caps", "All Blacks", "Black Sox", "Tall Blacks" etc etc to give it that tender human touch. We could even (perhaps) arrange a Haka to be performed before we ate the stew.
Feb 6, 2003 - Evelyn Palumbo
adds....
Enjoy reading your Elephant Stew, how about adding a few Penguins. Also we must not forget some red hot pepper four pounds, parsley 15 cups. garlic 100 cloves, and that good oregano.
Must add some spice to this wonderful recipe.
...and from Anna Van Niekerk and
the Ladies from Oxford
In deference to Amanda Prinsloo and ladies from West Yorkshire, hello girls, dried elephant turd's certainly do add authenticity to the aroma and the flavouring of elephant stew. We in the Cape used to add 12 barrels of good brandy in the last week or so, it really tenderises the elephant and adds body to the gravy. We eat this stew with a good helping of pap and
soetboonjies, salad and grated biltong to sprinkle on top of the stew, like the cheese on spaghetti.
Ta ta hey, and enjoy.
....and a great idea from Justin
Capitao, New Zealand.....
You know, it suprises me. Everybody is making suggestions on presentation and so forth, but everybody seems to forget that you need an entree.
Well, don't despair cause I have an excellent suggestion for an entree, namely : Soup
of course. I reckon just before thickening the sauce for a gravy, drain around 80-100 litres of cooking juices from the potjie, for
I am sure there will be sufficient. Ad about 5-6 bakkie loads of green beans, 2 kg of pepper and about 35 bottles of Worcester sauce. And to top it all off you may as well go the whole hog, and ad about 3000/3500 dumplings, pop the lid on and boil up for about a day. Make sure not to lift the lid before the 9 hour period or else the dumplings will close up and you've spoiled all those dumplings. A very yummy bean soup if
I must say so myself. Guaranteed to please even the most stubborn of Conusors. LEKKER !!
(Just a note of explanation
here, a conusor is a New Zealand connoisseur of elephant stew!) -
Peter
Angela from Kansas City has the following to
add.... (Mar 6, 2003)
Well, it seems like there
are lots of variations on the Stew ... but what
about dessert? Realizing that you might be a little full after the MASSIVE
amounts of Elephant Stew.... maybe a Scoop of Ice Cream with Chocolate
Syrup?
In order to keep costs down, I think a large herd of Dairy Cows would be
required.... and about 1000 bottles of syrup. (Other flavors can be
substituted if so desired -- butterscotch, etc).
Raine Alexander from Barnton, England adds
the following: (Mar 11, 2003)
Great recipe! I rushed
down to our local stores to get all the supplies ...
The butcher was very helpful, he was able to supply the elephant ready
skinned, boned, and quartered as he usually keeps a couple in his freezer
for the more discerning tastes. And he gave me the skin which the local
carpet fitter has laid in my lounge ... now I sit on the dear creature
whenever I want.
The guinea fowl too not a problem. But the warthogs he only had 9 of so my
mate went down to our local zoo and poached one.
I had to go to a farmer for the rest of the ingredients but he suggested I
leave out the wheelbarrow. He said "a bit of iron in your diet is ok but
the wheels will make it a little bit rubbery".
I cant get the chutney because in our country it's a protected species.
But it was suggested I use the mopane worms like on your other page.
Now all I have to do is find a pot big enough!
Gary Fleming from Ioway writes...(Mar
25, 2003)
I was going to make some elephant stew following your recipe but while I
was cutting it into little chunks my uncle stoped by and said I should
have dressed it first (which you failed to mention) I had been cutting it
up for 5 weeks and it was impossible to tell what size it wore so I had to
throw it out... I'm going on another elephant hunt but have checked with
K-mart Wal-mart Target and even big and tall shops, the biggest I could
find was XXXXXL. where do you go to have yours dressed. In the mean time I
think i'll just roast a giraffe neck if I can find a pan long enough, I
have a great vegetarian recipe for people that don't eat meat using fried
rhino tracks.. Gary from Ioway..
Ruth Harper is thinking much smaller....(Mar
28, 2003)
Maybe make a smaller serious (yuck who likes serious?) stew for maybe 20
people instead of 3000, but hey, there would be some extra 1.5 tons of
spoiled meat left! lol
You could add a rabbit in
case extsa guests arrive but then again no-one really likes hare in their
stew...
Lyndi Spears adds the following
reminder....(Mar 30, 2003)
You could add a rabbit in case extra guests arrive but then again no-one
really likes hare in their stew...
Bethany from the Netherlands adds the
following: (16 April, 2003)
A person from Ioway (Ioway=Iowa I'm guessing!) suggested that the elephant
should be dressed but he couldn't find a store that sold a large enough
size. Well I know a place: Farm and Fleets in Wisconsin (where I lived for
the first 27 yrs of my life, Wis. not F and F!) have some Enormous
overalls!!
I have a suggestion of my own though for the stew... take out a hundredth
of the stew before adding the elephant or any other meat and cook in a
separate pot for all the vegetarians please!! Thank-you! Yes, I am a
vegetarian and also a collector of elephants. Not the live ones though, as
my backyard is not big enough and there are too many lovers of elephant
stew too I've found for that to be safe anyway!!
Bethany from the Netherlands
A person from Ioway (Ioway=Iowa I'm guessing!) suggested that the elephant
should be dressed but he couldn't find a store that sold a large enough
size. Well I know a place: Farm and Fleets in Wisconsin (where I lived for
the first 27 yrs of my life,Wis. not F and F!) have some Enormous
overalls!!
I have a suggestion of my own though for the stew... take out a hundreth
of the stew before adding the elephant or any other meat and cook in a
seperate pot for all the vegetarains please!! Thank-you! Yes, I am a
vegetarian and also a collector of elephants. Not the live ones though, as
my backyard is not big enough and there are too many lovers of elephant
stew too I've found for that to be safe anyway!!
First catch your elephant - but how? Here in the wilds of Gloucestershire
we trap peasants whoops pheasants with raisins dipped in brandy and they
willingly stagger into the stew pot. What is the elephant's tipple?
....and from Sandra Meadows: ( 16 April 2003)
First catch your elephant
- but how? Here in the wilds of Gloucestershire we trap peasants whoops
pheasants with raisins dipped in brandy and they willingly stagger into
the stew pot. What is the elephant's tipple?
Following in Afrikaans from Herman: (21 April 2003)
Baie welkom Peter, jou webwerf is puik. As ek `n olifant braai, maak ek
altyd eenkant `n paar skaaptjops en boerewors gaar. Dan eet ons die tjops
en gooi die olifant weg. My twee Great Danes eet hom dan binne `n uur op.
(Welcome, Peter, your site is great! When I bbq elephant I always prepare
some lamb chops and boerewors on the side. Then we eat the chops and
discard the elephant, my two Great Danes finish it in an hour!)
...and from Walter: 21 April 2003)
Ek gooi weer 'n paar tjops oor my skouer weg, dit hou die olifante weg.
En dit werk 100%, hier was nog nooit 'n enkele olifant nie. (I throw
the chops away over my shoulder, it keeps the elephants away! It works
100% we haven't had a single elephant here!)
Leeza from the States has the following to
add:
(May 24, 2003)
Hi! My name is Leeza,
I'm from the USA, and I have a suggestion for elephant stew....My
classmates and I LOVE chocolate so I just thought that it would add a
dessert kind of kick to this recipe. But remember...You have to find a
store to sell chocolate elephants. I'll go ahead and pick up two and use
the other one for an Easter Elephant. HeeHeeHee!!
By the way, I was doing a project where we had to pick a country from Asia
or Africa and I picked South Africa. Your website really helped. THANKS!!
I'm sure everyone will love the Elephant Stew recipe!!
Jun 4, 2003...and
from Sharon Dickens - When-We twice removed !
Here are some ideas that could be labour/time saving:
First get the elephant to trample the ton of potatoes/veges, thus saving
time peeling and chopping.
Next collect all elephant dung for the fire, as it burns for longer, and
reduces the need for large amounts of firewood, thus helping with the
forestation programme in your area. Another added plus is that it will
keep the mozzies away ! Actually one could always use any left over dung
to build a modest hut while waiting for the stew to cook.
Then cut into sizable steaks, tenderize with steam roller, and use combine
harvester to chop up.
Add lots of garlic. (Can also be crushed with veggies)
Most Important :
Do not add the amarula berries, save these for the mampoer that is already
brewing, from left over potatoes and maize meal !!!
......and from from Llynde Morris:June 5, 2003
Hi there Pete - Just had to send this one to you!!
1 medium elephant (African is the best)
500 gallons hot water
2 pecks onions, finely chopped
1 bushel potatoes, peeled and sliced
5 shovels of salt
3 shovels of pepper
1 and 1/2 cases Worcestershire sauce
10 bottles of Rum (or more if cooking time is longer or you're expecting
more than 8 guests)
Coke to taste
5 quarts peanut oil (optional) *
Mix 1 1/2 oz. of Rum with Coke, drink. Wash and dry elephant (Don't use
soap as this will spoil the flavour.) Chop into bite size chunks. In back
of 1/2 ton truck (or rented U-Haul ) pour hot water. Have another Rum and
Coke and add elephant, spuds and other ingredients. Allow to simmer.
Meanwhile finish first bottle of Rum. Stir mixture using canoe paddle or
small outboard motor. When guests arrive, start them off with remaining
Rum. (*The peanut oil won't really add to the soup, but it's the way the
elephant would have wanted it.)
Taken from "What's Cookin' at McClung?"
1990 Collectors Edition
Sponsored by : Yearbook Committee.
Bushman Brendon from Musina says: Jun 9, 2003
Well, sir, ek dink jou
stew is heerlik maar nie totaal klaar nie sonder n stuk Biltong, you know
a man must keep his mouth busy when braaing or preparing a potjie
otherwise we might have to add those two rabbits and a guineafowl because
the cook ate too much off the fire
Dylan & Dizzi (A bok & a kiwi living in
England) add the following: Jun 25, 2003
I find as with most meat a bit of lemon to soften things up. So for an ele,
perhaps a plantation or two of that lowveld citrus for about a week or
three. Should do the trick, if not just make sure the Castle is cold and
the biltong is not too dry.
and Ethel Kehrberger has the following to
add: Jun 27, 2003
I think people are
forgetting that Brooklynites love delicacies too. When I lived in
Brooklyn, NY, we would prepare it occasionally on Friday evenings in place
of chicken. We would use about 10 cases of matzoh meal (kosher-style bread
crumbs) in the recipe. We like our food crispy. We would dig up someone's
back yard, put down palm fronds sent to us from Africa, season the
elephant with salt, pepper, paprika, matzoh meal, and plenty of garlic.
Also, Fleishmann's Margarine (it's heart-smart) to ensure a healthy meal.
And of course, the grand finale, 25 cases of Mogen David Wine to simmer at
the very last.
Of course, truckloads of Vidalia or Bermuda Onions, Idaho Potatoes, and
carrots tossed in at the beginning add to the total flavor of the
elephant. If you start cooking on Monday (and remember to cover the whole
magilla with palm fronds as well), then by Friday night you end up with a
feast beyond belief!
After eating all that, it's best to have a light dessert. We use the
bottom of the elephant's feet to make a scrumptious gelatin (jello) or
gelato dessert. Add a fruit of your choice for flavoring. And don't forgot
that dollop of whipped cream! Mangia!
Michelle Orlando, San Antonio, Texas Jul 17, 2003
I don't see any mention
of herbs or Tabasco Sauce to the Stew! Tomatoes to tenderize the
meat.Maybe some Beef Broth?
Math is not my speciality, but someone must know the size of the
ingredients for this large amount of Elephant Stew!
Wine sounds good or beer.
Barb Koslosky from Bellevue, Washington Jul 27, 2003
The stew cooked up quite
nicely but to be honest, it is
better the second day reheated.
Pat Goltz ,Arizona, USA Jul 27,2003
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About that Texas
addition: habanera peppers are UNBELIEVABLY hot!
Seems to me you should start by roasting the elephant in a pit. Seems to
work well with pig. When it's tender, it will just flake apart.
I'd add about three quarts of brewer's yeast. That makes a stew very
tasty. Also, add a bushel full of crushed oregano. Also add a ton of
mushrooms sauteed in butter, and the leftovers from your refrigerator.
That's what stew is for: to get rid of the leftovers.
Chop up and simmer the liver separately, in beer. Make that good dark
Loewenbrau from Germany. Yum!
Reminds me of the recipe for alligator gar (a fish). Fasten the gar to a
pine board. Mix up your favorite sauce of the most costly ingredients. Put
the board and gar on a spit above a roaring fire, and cook for 24 hours,
turning and basting constantly. Throw away the gar and eat the board.
Oh and by the way, John Warwick Montgomery says that there is a green
elephant in his back yard eating a strawberry ice cream cone. You need to
go take a look for yourself, eh wot?
Enjoyed your stew on our
last visit to Kenya, however may I suggest that one remembers to remove
the toenails before cooking, and also retain the tail hair to use as
dental floss for that little added value.
We also planned ahead and used the local tribesmen for the chopping and
stiring. This cut down the preparation time by 2 months and then made this
a viable recipe for those shorter holiday visits.
Trish Perry adds: 25 Sep, 2003
Enjoyed your stew on our
last visit to Kenya, however may I suggest that one remembers to remove
the toenails before cooking, and also retain the tail hair to use as
dental floss for that little added value.
We also planned ahead and used the local tribesmen for the chopping and
stirring. This cut down the preparation time by 2 months and then made
this a viable recipe for those shorter holiday visits.
...and from Adri Sinclair: Dec 10, 2003
Dear Peter,
Well, as an Afrikaans girl from the Zeerust/Koster region, this was our 'saamtrek'
feast over Christmas.
My Grandma however insisted that EVERYTHING will taste better with apricot
jam, and it DID!
She also had the elephant tenderised by a few kicking ostrich, and then
used the toughened ostrich as a stirring spoon. This added the extra rich
flavour (PLEASE keep in mind the Ostrich has to be plucked) as the ostrich
would cook and blend with the elephant flavour. Grandma also believed
"Waste not want not" so when all is said and done, the ostrich can be
dried and you can have elephant flavoured Ostrich biltong!
From Colin
Jan 2, 2004
You forgot the truck load
of fresh garden snails.
Tommy in Houston, Space City, TEXAS
- Feb 1, 2004
Howdy Y'all from the Lone Star State,
Texans have always been known for telling the truth, so naturally you'll
believe me when I say that I've eaten elephant stew many times. From my
experience, I highly recommend that you use the meat from a young cow
elephant. I have found stew made from old elephants or bull elephants
tends to be tough no matter how many days it is
simmered over the fire. My best source suggests that after the elephant
meat is cut up, it should be soaked in 55 gallons of buttermilk on the
bottom shelf of your refrigerator for at least one day. Most importantly,
this will aid in removing the gamy taste, but it will also allow the chef
to catch a few winks after cuttin' up all of the meat.
Unfortunately, I have never been able to prepare an elephant stew myself.
On three occasions I have been arrested by the night guard at the Houston
Zoo while stalking the elephant herd and carrying my elephant rifle.
Perhaps the next time I'll be luckier. Where else do you think I could
find an elephant in Houston, TEXAS?
As an option, a friend of mine has suggested that if I can't get an
elephant, I might consider using the meat from one medium sized Texas
cotton-tail rabbit. They're about the same size as an elephant, ya know.
However, I'd then have that problem of having hare in my stew.
Pauline Lewis
1 Feb 2004
Back in colonial Africa, my dad (who was based in Nyasaland; now Malawi)
did a lot of hunting. He was not particular to warthog as he had quite a
horrible reaction to it. He broke out in terrible warts (what else!). He
found that a fully-grown kudu bull was a healthier, tastier alternative.
The skin makes a beautiful rug and, with those magnificent horns, it makes
for an impressive trophy. To the original recipe add 6 bottles paprika as
it brings out the flavour in the kudu meat, one bottle black pepper and 20
litres stock made from the bones from your previous stew. Thicken with 4
kg maizena. The bones must be boiled for about four months, by which time
you are just about ready for your next stew. Also in Malawi our mushrooms
can grow to a height of about 50 centimetres and are the size of dinner
plates. About 103 of these cooked for one hour in 50 litres chakalaka
sauce make a divine accompaniment to the meal. We usually add 5 bottles 'abale
samalani' (translated 'please be careful') chilli sauce to the chakalaka,
but this can be substituted with tabasco sauce. Not quite as lethal, but
just as good. Just be careful when hunting the kudu. My dad told us the
story of the first time they made this stew. (This part of the story is
true) After killing the kudu, they went on back home and left the trackers
and bearers to bring the meat home. By sunset the trackers and bearers had
not arrived and worried that they may have been attacked by one of the big
cats, my dad and his posse returned to the place they had left them. They
found the bearers with all their limbs intact, sitting around a fire,
finishing off the last of the kudu. Rather wrap the kudu in tarpaulin,
chuck it onto the top of your Land Rover and take the meat home yourself.
Dorie/Canada 1 Feb 2004
The Elephant Stew looks quite delectable.
I would take out the potatoes and make up a ton of hot pasta noodles and
ladle it over. Rice would work too.
The Bucks 8 Feb 2004
I have found that the elephant in february to be very tough.
Instead I then use 14 eland or 129 Impala.
Bill, Los Angeles, California 17 Feb 2004
After perusing the original recipe and all of the fine and innovative
modifications offered by gourmets from around the world, I doubt that I
could add anything significant to the discussion in terms of ingredients.
However, I notice that the vast majority of the recipes involve lengthy
cooking times, which could be a problem for a host throwing together a
last-minute dinner party for a few hundred close friends. With that in
mind I would like to suggest that the elephant stew, once prepared for the
oven, be microwaved instead. This will be difficult utilizing the
microwave over the stove in the average US apartment kitchen. However, it
should be a snap if one simply places the elephant stew (in a non-metallic
bowl) between two AN/FPS short range Doppler radar units propagating radio
waves in the 1215-1410- MHz range. Note: as always in using two such
microwave propagators in close proximity, the dishes should not face each
other directly!!!!
If there is simply not room in one's home for the Doppler radars, a quick
visit to the Kennedy Space Center in Florida the next time a space shuttle
is launching should do the trick. Simply place the prepared stew on the
launch pad under the shuttle and watch how its 7,779,000 pounds of fiery
lift-off thrust cook up that pachyderm in jig time! Plus, your casserole
will be topped with a delectable crispy crust! Hope this works for you as
it has for me. I get my elephants to the States by using UPS - United
Pachyderm Service !
From Wealth in the Philipines? 17 Feb 2004
Filipinos love roast elephants! the crackling skin is a delicacy.
Len & Kirsten Olyott, Kenmore, Queensland,
Austalia
7 March, 2004
As far as your stew goes, I have been thinking about how best to explain
the concept of an elephant to Aussies who don't know anything bigger than
a 'roo (the red ones do stand as high as a ute, but). I think here in
Queensland, the next best thing is liquified polar bear. Now being a
conservation minded nation that baulks at the idea of eating their
national symbols ('roo and emu which taste a lot like springbok and
ostrich) the Down Under fellows have got very cunning and refer to the
brew as Bundaberg Rum. Its jolly good but you do feel a bit guilty with
the bloody polar bear winking at you from the side of the bottle. May I
suggest you try and get a bottle for testing while you wait for the ellie
to cook. By the way, I have found cane toad fritters to be a great side
dish and you dont get into too much trouble as thems are evil aliens over
here.
eternally Suth Effriken
Debbie, Zimbabwe
Mar 16, 2004
Having compiled a recipe book of my own, I have noticed one ingredient you
have omitted that would just make your Elephant Stew - GARLIC, please
don't forget the garlic. 2 bags should do it but If you don't have garlic,
a couple of dozen skunks work just the same !!!!! Keep up the good work.
From Monte Wooley IV, Avantgard,
East Carolina, US of A! Mar 20, 2004
When I was last
in Atkasuk, Alaska, we camped for several weeks along the Meade River and
grew quite used to preparing and eating frozen Woolly Mammoth, thusly:
Ingredients:
1 frozen Woolly Mammoth, tusks removed (juveniles are far more tender)
50 frozen Woolly Rhinoceros livers (if available – tough to obtain)
60 lb. elephant seal hearts, cleaned and cut into 1-inch strips (for some
reason, the elephant seal hearts seem to go better with the mammoth meat
than those of any of the other pinnipeds)
20 caribou for stuffing
200 snow hare for stuffing the caribou
50 yards of cured sheet pancetta
80 lb. stewing tomatoes
250 lb. Yukon Gold potatoes, peeled and quartered
12 10-lb. bags Hungarian shallots
600 cloves fresh garlic, minced
200 lb. Crimini Mushrooms, washed and sliced thin
A pinch of thyme
50 lb. assorted herbs (whatever was available)
30 lb. dried tepín pod flakes, for added zest
30 lb. garlic salt
30 lb. Mrs. Dash
100 lb. kosher salt
30 lb. matzo meal
200 fresh California Condor eggs
75 gallons goshawk broth (skim off the fat)
100 lb. good fresh whale blubber (Narwhal is preferable, but Humpback will
do in a pinch)
50 gallons good drinking sherry
200 gallons dry white wine
50 gallons EVO
1 bay leaf
1 quart of string beans
1 lb. unsalted butter
Preparation Method:
Locate the frozen mammoth (the sled dogs were really useful for this, but
had to be kept away from the carcasses as we were unearthing them as they
were very attracted to the smell of the meat).
After the mammoth was exposed, we excavated into the body cavity with
dynamite and removed the organs (the dogs loved them, but we kept the
liver for Kasimir Toadfoos, our fishing expert, who really gets off on
bathing with them).
After obtaining all the remaining ingredients from Mukhluk’s Trading Post
and Thai Restaurant (we couldn't find the Woolly Rhinoceros, so we didn't
try to substitute), we skinned and deboned the snow hare, stuffed them
with the herbs, the pod flakes, the stewing tomatoes, the garlic salt and
Mrs. Dash and wrapped them with two-foot sections of the pancetta sheets.
Meanwhile, Arty MacMillan and Ethan Frazier, our geologists, took turns
with the flame thrower, thawing out the mammoth carcass, careful not to
burn the outer surface.
Next, we skinned and deboned the caribou, removing the antlers and hooves
(Mukhluk was quite happy to buy all the skins, antlers and hooves back
from us, as well as the tusks so that part of the cost of the meal was
thereby offset). The bones were placed in the goshawk broth and simmered
over a low flame, watched by Glyra Mendez, the only woman among us (she
was our skiing expert – pity about what happened to her later… but that's
another recipe). The caribou were then stuffed with the pancetta-wrapped
snow hare and marinated in the white wine for four (4) hours.
In a large iron skillet (extremely large – it took both of Mukhluk’s
cousins on his mother's side to lift it) we sautéed the garlic, shallots,
mushrooms and the bay leaf in the EVO. It is always important to remove
the bay leaf after the sautéeing is finished as many a Woolly Mammoth
dinner has been ruined by queasy diners who failed to do so.
Meanwhile, the now fully-thawed Mammoth carcass was filled with the
potatoes, the seal hearts and the blubber. The marinated Caribou were also
added with the pinch of thyme. The carcass was then carefully sewed up
with 200 lb. test nylon fishing line while the sherry was added to the
skillet and allowed to partially burn off. The eggs were also well-beaten
and the salt added to them at this time.
The Mammoth was then dipped in the salted egg mixture and then into the
matzo meal until it was fully coated. It was then transferred immediately
into the skillet. Any remaining egg mixture and matzo meal were then made
into 3-inch patties for frying as an accompaniment to the Mammoth meat,
along with string beans sautéed in butter.
Ivan Torneau, our pilot, was then responsible for basting the Mammoth at
ten-minute intervals with the goshawk broth (after he first strained the
bones out with a fisherman's net). I alternated with him every two hours.
After twelve hours, the smells were impossible to ignore – we were all
famished, having eaten nothing but shredded wheat since the previous
Tuesday and Mukhluk’s cousins were getting impatient (Mukhluk’s last
shipment of provisions never made it past a storm between us and Juneau
and was a week overdue).
Ivan and I then took our timber saw and cut that sucker up into 4-inch
thick sections (that's when we found out where Ethan had gone and
disappeared to) and we ate the steaming meat under the Aurora Borealis
that night.
Yum. I recommend Woolly Mammoth to anyone with a taste for good eating.
Charlene Engelbrecht, London, UK
April 12, 2004
Actually I have
a question? How much rice must I cook to accompany the stew? Three
kilograms don't seem enough!
Hi
Charlene!
Try this, as soon as the stew is cooked and before dishing up, add a 44
gallon drum of rice and three more drums of water and simmer till the rice
is cooked. The rice will now be flavoured by the stew gravy and taste much
better! - Peter
Leticia, Boksburg, RSA
Jun 10, 2004
Seeing as though
we're all into rececling, I have a great suggestion for the leftover bones
of the elephant - FURNITURE!
We could get cushions made up in a nice ethnic pattern! Maybe ethnic
carvings on the sides!! Could start a whole new fashion trend!
Love the recipe and lekker humour
Charlotte , Gordon's Bay
Jun 10, 2004
Hi Pete
Have tried the elephant stew - absolutely devine!! Luckily I made double
the
amount as the people from our town always likes a second plate. The only
different thing I did
was I kept the head in one piece and served it on a stretcher with an
apple in the mouth. SO
please do not forget to add one apple to your recipe.
Somebody then asked me what about elephant sosaties - Easy, I said - here
is my recipe:
Use all ingredients as per elephant stew recipe
After cutting elephant into chunks place them in a cement mixer (the ones
you get on the back of a truck) Rub the mixer on the inside with
garlic (make sure all cement has been washed out) Add spices and
marinade and ask the driver of the truck to drive around for a week to
ensure that all the chunks are nicely covered with the marinade.
While waiting for the meat to be well coated ask your friends to cut you
lots of trees
Remember to sharpen the ones you are using for the sosaties at both ends.
In the Western Cape we call it Bloekom Skewers. The skewers must be
soaked in water for a month to allow them not to burn while grilling
the sosaties. You can use your swimmingpool, just remember to drain the
pool because you have to make the fire in the pool with the rest of the
trees you have cut down.
Now delicately thread elephant and warthog with an apricot (dry apricots
soaked
in any sweet wine) inbetween each chunk of meat on skewers. If the skewer
wont go through the apricot, discard apricot.
Grill sosaties over coals in swimmingpool turning the sosaties regularly.
If you cannot find enough friends to help you - line up another two
elephants to do the turning - they can be used in your next stew.
Oh yes I forgot about the vegetables - discard all other ingredients not
used.
Tara Connell from Gordon's Bay,
South Africa Aug 4, 2004
Wow, what a
recipe! It wasn't too easy to prepare...I'd never tried it before I'd read
about it on this website. I found that it was a mammoth task to make the
elephant meat the right texture...I just couldn't get it tender enough. I
even added the red-wine whilst taking great care to drink liberal amounts
of it myself; I also added a about 45kg of basil to it when I discovered
that I wasn't going to get it perfect, but I kept the rest of the recipe
as it was. Then there was the problem of how to get it all eaten up...so I
notified a local charity group, about a month before the time, of what I
was about to do and they organised a few thousand underpriveledged people
to help me out. I don't think they cared too much that the elephant wasn't
tender enough. So, speaking from experience: don't try this recipe unless
you are absolutely sure that you know what you are doing!
South African greetings from
Saudi Arabia - Rikki Billson
Sep 14, 04
Here in Jeddah
it's a bit difficult to find warthog - so we use 5 to 6 camels instead.
Include the hoofs (hooves?) as, on the rare occassion that there are left-overs,
it makes a really good brawn when placed in the fridge.
Wheelbarrow onions are also very seasonal, so we sometimes use dates -
this gives the stew a very rich colour and delicately sweetened flavour.
Thel - March 6, 2005
Hi I just had a
look at you recipe, what a hoot, you have missed out the spices, how about
some garlic and black pepper for flavouring
Bennie Breytenbach May 20, 2005
For a
traditional African flavour, try adding about 1000 litres peach mampoer.
The elephant will really appreciate it, and it does wonders for the gamey
taste.
It can also be used as a marinade, here’s my grandmother’s famous recipe:
Ingredients:
1000 litres peach mampoer (Archers can be used is you can’t find locally
brewed mampoer); about 1 wheelbarrow turmeric, (adds a little colour to
the thing); half a wheelbarrow cloves; half truckload of Mrs original
Ball’s Chutney; some finely diced amaroela fruit to taste;
Let the elephant marinade for one month in the fridge (We use an old walk
in restaurant freezer)
DO NOT DISTURB, You do not want to come between an elephant and his
mampoer!!!!.
Stew the elephant with the other ingredients in the original recipe until
a toothpick goes right through (my mother’s method for testing if elephant
is done). Serve with some stampmielies on a bed of maroggo.
This dish is best enjoyed if you eat it the traditional way: no fancy
schamcy European silverware.
Hope you will enjoy this dish as we have ever since we first caught our
first elephant, but that’s a story for some other time.
Brian Connell
October 4, 2005
Regarding your
elephant recipe .......
We have found that skinning the elephant was a major mission and too time
consuming. However, wrapping the elephant in clay, and baking it in a hole
in the ground worked exceptionally well.
Method:
Acquire an excavator. We use the JCB unit from choice. Dig a hole big
enough to take the elephant and a number of large boulders. (A trip to the
Drakensberg to collect large river boulders is required before beginning
this exercise)
Place enough boulders in the bottom of the hole to cover the base of the
hole.
Heat the rocks.
We found that the judicious placement of a jet-powered dragster heated the
rocks in record time. Note: wear ear protectors.
While the rocks are being heated, cover the elephant in a generous amount
of damp clay. We used approximately 12 tons of clay and a team of 40
assistants to coat the elephant before the clay dried.
Carefully place the elephant in the hole - you can use the JCB for this.
(Switch the dragster engine off before attempting this)
Cover with the remaining boulders and place a piece of metal (large enough
to cover the hole) on top.
Send the 40 assistants out into the bush to gather enough material to make
a large fire and build said fire on the metal plate.
Send the 40 assistants off on a mission to purchase, or otherwise acquire,
a suitable quantity of Amarula Cream.
During the time it takes for the elephant to cook, sit back and
contentedly sip Amarula Cream (This could take several weeks, depending on
how well the fire is maintained.)
Send the 40 assistants off on a mission to acquire a compressor and a
jack-hammer.
Ask the 40 assistants to rustle up some traditional African vegetables and
prepare any way you like - you'll be beyond caring at this time due to the
amount of Amarula Cream consumed.
Once judged to be ready, and with the use of the JCB and the 40
assistants, remove the metal plate, the rocks and the elephant.
Using the jack-hammer, remove the clay coating and discard. Give the 40
assistants the task of carving the baked elephant into reasonable
portions, keeping them warm by tossing them back onto the hot rocks in the
hole.
Get on the cell-phone or radio and invite all your friends to dinner.
Dismiss the 40 assistants and enjoy a splendid meal with all your friends.
Don't forget to chuck in a rabbit in case you get more visitors than you
catered for!
PLEASE! When finished, make sure you return all the cooking aids you
'borrowed', such as the JCB, the dragster and the jack-hammer. Also,
please respect the environment and fill in the hole you made. Use the JCB
for this BEFORE you return it.
Jane Silva, Southington, CT
Dec 15, 2005
I myself prefer smoking the elephant. It takes approximately two years
until it's done, but is well worth the effort. The smoking (over apple
wood from an entire orchard) eleminates quite a bit of the gamey elephant
taste expecially when you're using an older elephant.
I’ve gone through the entire listing of Elephant Stew suggestions that add
more ingredients and cooking methods but failed to address the most basic
Three P’s of a good stew – preparation, Preparation, PREPARATION.
Upon selecting the beast, it is crucial to put it in the right mood for
slaughter. Being in the right mood will keep it tender, tasty, and juicy.
This is accomplished by having the beast consume 16 gallons of good Irish
whisky to tenderized its head, neck, and shoulder portion and 20 gallons
of Hawaiian Okolehao to tenderize the rump portion – ten gallons per
direction of sway.
Cut two fully-matured hardwood trees per ton of elephant to fuel the
cooking process.
After slaughter, care should be taken in the skinning process for use of
cured skin to provide shelter for the ensuing party.
Enjoy!
Richard from Hilo
January 7, 2006
Another
suggestion is to substitute the elephant with half a whale (must be
fresh), substitute the 10 wardhogs with 10 sharks (must be fresh) and the
4 guineafowl with large octopus. This makes a wonderful variation to
create a surf and turf. However the preparation time and method may be the
same always add a pitch on sea salt.
PJ Haywood January
21, 2006
Interesting comment from Richard
Hawkins
I thoroughly
enjoyed this as it really brought back fond memories from when I believe
this "process" originated in the pre-web days of bulletin boards and news
lists.
There was no instant access with 600baud being quite acceptable for
connecting to your host to download your daily fix of mail from the
various newsgroups. In fact we ran BBS's on 1200 and 2400 bps dialups for
years.
If I recall correctly, this feed originated in the NZ-ZA feed which was
piped via the UK as we did not have direct connections with New Zealand
from South Africa (for our mail that is). The original feed around 1986 or
1987 involved inviting everyone on the feed to a braai (barbeque) and over
a period of about a year and with much interjection from the UK crowd the
whole recipe developed. AFAIK some brave people even went overseas and met
up with each other for celebrations, but what was eaten remained shrouded
in mystery.
The thread just would not die and the additions by late comers invariably
led to much discussion.
Being a braai of "African" flavour, the elphant was cooked in various ways
(not just stewed) and of course there had to be giraffe sosaties, ostrich
egg omlettes, hippo tongue etc. The list of ingredients was endless and
the cooking methods most unique and ingenious.
Richard Hawkins, Durban
I prepared this
dish for all the South Africans living in Lima, Peru. To add a local
flavour, I served roasted guinea pig on the side.
Noleen
Hi,
As much as I love to try out new recipes, your elephant stew recipe has me
worried. It doesn't state whether or not to use wild, or domestic
elephants! We have three pet elephants that we dearly love. After reading
your recipe, to be quite frank, we're scared to let them out of the house
now! You've forced us to start using a litter box out of fear we'll never
see them again!
Sincerely,
Doug
Ok my husband
and I tried this one and we love it..............suggestion though,
we used a chain saw to cut the meat right through the bone. Then use
fishing line to skin the meat of the bone. This takes only two weeks.
Marinate the meat in dried apricots that was soaked in brandy (2
wheelbarrows). Also leave the birds, use fresh goats and sheep instead
(ten each should do) only don't cook it to long as it become rubbery after
a while. Your liquid? Good old South African beer (20 000000)pints
did the trick.3/4 of that for the
meal and the rest for the cook. Make some herb dumplings on top and voila,
a meal in next to 2months!!
Adre' Bartis
Elephant stew is not the same without having added one rabbit (skinned &
deboned). The rabbit greatly improves the flavour, just as a little bit of
salt does.
Obviously your recipe was recorded by someone who strongly objects to
finding a hare in their food.
Francois Greeff, London
When we were in
South Africa we had the pleasure of drinking some of your Pineapple
Mompour....basically the equivalent of rocket fuel. (At least 160 proof).
I think this would be a fine addition to your stew and would
suggest marinating the elephant in it first. This should completely
disintegrate any tough sinewy parts of the beast and add quite a kick to
the stew.
Julien, Santa Fe, New Mexico
Very fine recipe
I am sure many folk around the world enjoy this tremendously, however here
in Dubai, it has been suggested that you might add a few Camels. I'm not
to sure whether is should be filters or plain, but what the hell we will
give is a bash.
Best wishes from the UAE
Dusty (rooinek) Miller
May I suggest a
true South African way to make sure that the everybody enjoys the meal.
Start with 100 bottles of KWV Brandy, 75 bottles of Good Peach Mampoer and
about 1 truck load of Castle Lager.
Make a fire with a truck load of Charka Briquettes and follow the original
recipe.
While waiting for the stew to cook, open a couple of Castles to get
everybody in a good mood.
When the meat is almost done start drinking the Mampoer.
Make sure that all the Mampoer is finished by the time the stew is ready.
Taste the stew and if by any chance it tastes like crap, open the KWV and
start dishing out the stew.
By this time nobody will care what the stew tastes like.
Hannes Kotzé, Heidelberg, Gauteng
I simply must
object to the person who suggested adding mincemeat to the elephant stew.
Minces are endangered species. My brother and I have been hunting for one
for years and can't find a durned one even for Christmas dinner, let alone
dumping it in an elephant stew.
We do have a suggestion though. Throw in a naugha. They keep making all
this stuff out of naughahyde, and just throw out the perfectly good
naughas once they get the hyde off. Naughas would certainly be a lot
better than a hare in your stew.
Barb
Short, Thumb of Michigan
25 October 2006
Here in England
at Christmas we always serve Elephant Stew with a Brussel Sprout
speciality. Place sprouts plus an equal amount of balsa wood in a large
pan. Cover with water and boil for 5 hours. Discard sprouts and eat balsa
wood.
Ian
from London
Well
living in Bahrain (Middle East)I really think that this stew need bulking
up, all those 3,500 guest might still need a little something after. So
might i suggest that you plain cook about 200kg of basmati rice (must be
basmati, Thai rice is too sticky and the last thing you want is elephant
and rice stuck together). You could also add a slight middle eastern flair
to it by adding:
- 30kg of roughly chopped aubergine (Americans call this eggplant).
- 20kg of dates (preferably pitted- you don't want people to start
chocking to death, its very uncouth).
- One goat (preferably a young one otherwise the guest will be left
chewing for ages and they will never go home).
- 1kg of Middle eastern herbs and spices: zatar, chili powder, cardamon
seeds, flat leaf parsley.
Put whole stuffed goat in roasting tin and cook in its own juices for
about 5 hours. Add carrot and potatoes and herbs. Now add the large chunks
of Aubergine and dates, coat with goat juices. Cook together for a further
3 hours, then remove and add to elephant stew.
Voila. Eat enjoy and be merry.
Emma
Lipman in Bahrain
mmmmmmmmmm. It
sounds tasty, however I usually add a Hippo and 50kg of crushed garlic.
I can also recommend adding Egyptian Geese in place of the Guinea
fowl..........it makes a tasty variation.
Well all this reading about the delicious stew has made me hungry and I am
going to fetch my katty and a few marbles and go hunt my Elephant. Dinner
will be served on 10 June 2007 at around 19:00.
Jonathan
Verhave, Knysna, Western Cape, South Africa
Lovely recipe, just
remember to add the extremely ripe guineafowl on the 6th day of the final
boil.
Regards,
Koos Schenck
I would like to add 20 pounds of alligator and 5 rabbits to the stew with
plenty of salt and pepper and vegetables with a heavy beef broth added
like a gravy and a side of elephant.
Thank you from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma by
Mosezickle
Thank you for the recipe for elephant stew ,I must admit it was perfect as
it was .
Had a bit of difficulty geting an elephant here in Wales but fortunatly
the local zoo in Colwyn Bay had one .
The only thing I did find was that a bit of mint sauce on the side did
enhance the flavour .
I first camne across the recipe on a visit home to South Africa but lost
it so am most grateful to you
Many thanks Lynn Stringr,
South African living in LLandudno North Wales
Sir my viewpoint
on this if your tired of Buffalo add one Water Buffalo and 3 Wild Boar hog
`s from Selby farm. Toss in few Snow shoe Rabbit `s approx. 20 . Add 16
Squirell`s. 200 Lb Potato `s . Add 9 Bag `s of Marshmallows 60 Galena
Pepper `s. One Gator from Florida. Use Splenda and No Salt. Celery diced.
One huge Rattlesnake. Couple Bamboo Viper `s. 50 cases of C-Ration any
brand. Sir is your constipated you wont be ever again. Also add 1 kangaroo
and I will send you my Gay Bull ... Free.... 20 Bottles of Jim Beam. 40
cases Beer I like Miller `s MGD. Cliff Nelson has Elk to Donate I think
you stir it every 30 minute `s. I forgot 1 Palm Tree. I want this for our
Reunion every room has indoor toilet. I want to satisfy all member `s.
Delivery date contact me I prefer Sept 21. 07 I thank you for letting me
sign your recipe book. NO Anchovies Please.
Cook at 350 Degree for about 8 hour `s.
Charles E. Martin, President
-Historian, 18th Artillery Assoc. GP.
Someone asked
how to catch yourself an elephant. Well I heard that the best way is to
dig a large hole, then gather and burn a bunch of brush. Next fill the
hole with the ashes and open a can of green peas and place them all around
the hole. Now wait till an elephant comes out to take a pea, then kick him
in the ash hole. Works every time.
Tom from Canada
For a Low
Carbohydrate variation, you could leave out the potatoes.
P.S. Don't forget the toothpicks!
Lynne Correia, Stellenbosch
Re: That
wonderful Elephant recipe revisited
Dear Pete,
After the family did the first elephant stew to your recipe, we felt that
your customers might be interested in some of our experience here:
The local hardware store will help you set up the 30,000 L corrugated iron
and cement dam on the back lawn in which to cook this lot in one go, but
consider the electricity cost here. Alternatively, invite all the guests a
little sooner, each with their own nr.4 potjie and gas burners, better to
keep the environment smoke free. Remember, that the dam can always double
as water storage and you can swim in it as well.
We found that inviting only half the of the guests would be advisable, as
the leftovers can be reheated and added to at a later date, which is a
great idea for the Big days up ahead, especially as the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th
times around, this particular stew gets only better and kinda morphed with
a little Wild Hog and Mexican Vulture added later. I suggest that freezing
the leftovers is easier in Canada than down south, but hey, be a sport and
do it anyway.
As taste is a personal thing, a Q-list for possible ingredients could be
included in the invites sent to the 3,500 guests, all in the spirit of our
somewhat wavering, fledgling democracy here in the RSA.
Best regards,
Liam.
P.s. Pete, Personally, I’d add lots of Amarula liqueur for flavour and
softening, it goes like fish and chips.
Liam Merwede
Hi there, we live in Barberton, South Africa and have tried elephant meat
balls made by ourselves.
All the wives were not very impressed with us and did not want the
elephant meal to be made at their houses. So as daring as I am, we cooked
it at my mother-in laws house. The women all had chicken.
A week later, a rhino was on the menu - which was also at my mother-in
laws house - but I missed out on that.
Please don't get me wrong, we love animals and are constant visitors to
the Kruger National Park, but this elephant came from a butcher.
From Barberton, South Africa
I've never been much of an elephant man, but being from the southern
United States, I've come by varied elephant cuisine here and there. An
elephant delicacy of our region is almost exclusively reserved for
carnivals, fairs and circus shows, where the masses justify the meal, as
an elephant can go a long way we know. In the south we like fried foods
and sweet deserts, so we combine the two when cooking elephant ears. These
are battered in doughnut breading and fried. Before eating, the elephant
ears are sprinkled with powdered sugar and perhaps cinnamon butter. If
you're ever fortunate enough to chew on an elephant ear, beware that
unscrupulous hucksters vending this fare often cheat the buyer by pawning
off simply the fried dough as genuine elephant ear.
I had often wondered what use was made of the remaining elephants which
provided all these ears. After extensive research, I first learned about
elephant noodle stew. Consisting of capital letters, the alphabet pasta
used in this soup is sometimes called elefantoni. It's believed that the
recipe that is most used in our region has it's origins in Tuskany; owing
to the strong Italian flavor. However some traditionalists claim that the
Italian influence was added only after Hannibal (a general who commanded
the Carthaginian army in the second Punic War; crossed the Alps and
defeated the Romans with his army of more than 100,000, supported by
elephants and presumably, elephant stew) strewed the dish all over the
Alps and Italy to boot. I'll leave it for you to decide if this recipe
trumps the ones you've published here.
I don't remember all of the ingredients, but I know that choosing a ripe
elephant is paramount. The elephant should be firm to the touch so as to
avoid any squishy or sickly ones. When thumping (best done at the trunk)
avoid hollow sounds or elephants who thump back. A white elephant usually
works best even if they are more expensive. The elephant meat should be
diced so rolling in a pot is easier. A python is also added. Use caution
when seasoning with oregano. If snake eyes come up, scrap the stew, and
make elephant chilli. A large refrigerated truck is useful in making the
elephant chilli.
After the preparations above, combine with a rue, okra, Cajun
seasonings,... No wait! This isn't the recipe for elephant stew; it's the
recipe for elephant dumbo!
In any case, elephant stew is essentially the panacea cure-all for
something you'll never forget, but it escapes me at this moment.
Karl Hutson
The first time I
tried it, it was just okay. My wife and I talked about it and decided to
try it again with a slight menu adjustment. Now it's perfect!! The trick
was to add a pinch of saffron when boiling the warthog. And, add 3 drops
of Tabasco sauce just before the elephant got tender.
Bob and June Hayden
Hilton Head Island, South Carolina
Dear Peter
I believe in "keeping it simple"!
Slow cooked Ellie, on a Spit Braai, basted with apricot jam over a period
of 1 week. With Eskom doing a "load shed" thing on us and my house not big
enough to handle Ellie bones and meat, an open fire outside for cooking is
just the solution.
Finding the Elephant stew recipe this morning was great and gave me the
"spit braai" idea. Sliced on a daily basis, the uses are endless!!!
Important: Do Not Use Frozen Elephant Meat - Fresh Is Always Best!!!
Regards and thanks
Bibi Boshoff,
Northcliff
I see there are a lot of people from all over the world interested in this
stew. I would like to take this opportunity, if I may, to inform them that
we are the only Ironworks company that manufactures the No. 4083 “Potjie“
This is a 4083 litre pot and the only one in the world that you can use to
make the Elephant stew in.
If you want to add the fowls, we suggest you lift the lid with 2 bricks.
Eugene - Harties
email: oudehuys@mweb.co.za
Thanx for the contributions! Can
anyone else improve the recipe? Email
your suggestion...
The following
interesting quote was sent to me by May Ellen Friend from West
Virginia.
(Le Vaillant. Voyages. Vol.11. Quoted in Soyer's Pantropheon, 1853.)
This is a record of how a traveller and a gastronome, Le Vailant, tasted
elephant in Africa: 'They cut off the four feet of the animal, and made in
the earth a hole about 3 ft. square. This was filled with live charcoal,
and, covering the hole with very dry wood, a large fire was kept up during
parts of the night. When theythought that the hole was hot enough, it was
emptied: a Hottentot then placed within it the four feet of the animal,
covered them with hot ashes, and then with charcoal and small wood, and this
fire was left burning until the morning...My servants presented me at
breakfast with an elephant's foot. It had considerably swelled in the
cooking; I could hardly recognize the shape, but it appeared so good,
exhaled so inviting an odour, that I hastened to taste it. It was a dish
for a king...And I devoured without bread my elephant's foot, while my
Hottentots, seated around me regaled themselves with other parts, which they
found equally delicious."
'That evening, for the first tme, I tasted elephant's heart, roasted on a
forked stick over the ashes, which I thought then, and still consider, to be
one of the greatest delicacies that an African hunter is likely to enjoy.
The meat from the thick part of the trunk and from the cavity above the eye
is also very well tasted, but needs much stewing to make it
tender.'---F.C.S.
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My friend, Carmen from North Pole,
Alaska, wrote to say that they don't have elephants over there, but she
sent me this Moose Stew recipe instead:
MOOSE STEW
Makes (enough to feed an entire village)
Instructions:
Add 20 gallons of water to a clean 55-gallon empty oil drum (oil drums can
be found in most Alaska backyards or frontyards - especially if the owner
is a trucker).
Dump in one medium sized moose, cut into bite-sized pieces (this will take
you approximately 2 weeks if you do it alone so be sure you keep your meat
cold)
Add:
15 pounds of potatoes, quartered
4 large handfuls of spruce needles
5 Alaskan cabbage heads, diced (these have to be at least 22
pounds each).
10 Pounds of carrots (split)
8 large onions (about 2 pounds each) chopped
Add 3 quarts of moose milk (available from a lactating moose)
Should take about 3 months to get the amount needed,, so be sure you
freeze what you get each day to keep it fresh.
Salt and Pepper to taste
Cook outside over a birch-wood fire for at least one week, but preferably
10 days
Stir every hour (or whenever you think about it) with a long birch pole.
If more people arrive than expected, add three to four rabbits but
remember that most people don't like hare in their stew.
WARNING: Use care when bending over to dip stew out of bottom of the
55-gallon drum as there have been a few reported cases of people falling
in.
(...and if
you don't like elephant or moose, try crocodile!..Peter)
Sue van Strijp-Crear, Redhouse,
Port Elizabeth
Had a good laugh
at the comments and suggestions. However, as can be seen from the below
Crocodile recipe, the best way to cook your elephants is in a heated pool
- just don't forget to take the chlorinated water out - also, if you don't
have one, make sure your neighbour that does, does not mind you utilising
it - make sure they are also invited to the feast.
However, I see that you do not have the fabulous recipe for Crocodile
Curry-one that went down extremely well while living in the Free State (RSA).
Extremely cold winters so the warmth of the curry was right on. As you
will see from below - there are lots of extra's that will come out of the
preparation - like gifts, jewellery and additional spin-off meals.
PERSONNEL:
1 Indian Chef; plus
8 Kitchen assistants
4 Spare assistants on standby
INGREDIENTS:
3 Large Crocs (C. Niloticus)
1 Smoked warthog
3000 Green peppers
1-4kgs of Curry Powder (depending on how hot you like it) I personally
like the 'Mother-in-Law's tongue" brand
1/2 ton rice
1 Tree of Bay Leaves
PREPARATION:
1. Beat crocs over the heads with a sledgehammer.
2. Collect tears in 44 gallon drums and use them for salad dressing.
3. Indian chef tells assistants to place crocs into heated swimming
pool. Turn on the steam. Make sure that the crocs area quite dead -
otherwise spare assistants might be required.
4. Boil for 10 days. After 7 days, skin can be pulled off - which is
used for handbags etc. Nice keepsake for the invited guests. During the
10th day the teeth will fall out and are used for jewellery and amulet's.
5. Cut off tail and use for Crock-tail soup at a later stage - keep in
deepfreeze once cooled off.
6. Surviving assistants then must cut crocs into bite size cubes.
7. Add remaining ingredients and allow to simmer for a further 2 days.
Taste to see if it has enough spices etc. I sometimes like to add
apricot jam to give it extra juiciness and flavour - about 5 kgs or to
taste should do.
8. Curry should be ready when the vultures start circling above.
Serves approximately 1250 people.
PS - Let your mother-in-law try it out first
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